Last Friday, Phelebrity photographers spotted a cheesesteak resting under the Philadelphia sun at Penn Treaty Park. I don’t fault or pass judgment on the cheesesteak for conducting such a bold act. If I were relentlessly pursued by civilization, I would also search for relaxation. Cheesesteaks deserve a day of rest beyond the sight of the public eye. It’s hard being a Cheesesteak, they are continuously placed on high demand and the threat of being mauled by some carnivorous consumer remains a prevalent threat. So if you happen to locate a Cheesesteak at Penn Treaty Park, the Jersey Shore, or the backyard of the neighbor that routinely comments on your appearance, remember that even cheesesteaks deserve a day off once in a while (